So my friend works in the sound booth at his church and during the sermon, the preacher started bashing on gay people, so my friend muted him. Literally muted his preachers microphone I
However many followers you have is how many kids you have with your icon.
p’li better be taking care of them or we’re donating all 800 to tarma i hate kids
3,682 kids with Fiona. Alistair is going to have a shit-ton of sibbies.
the term “SJW” doesn’t even hold weight anymore because it is literally something people call every minority that they come across that does something they dislike.
they don’t even need to seem angry either, you can just go like “my pronouns are they/them” and you are suddenly a social justice warrior.
i don’t even watch this show and this is the strangest and cutest relationship ever
Her name is Kylie Simonds. please don’t forget her name.
Kylie Simonds you are a badass of the highest order and I salute you. I would also like an IV pack for my infusions? You rock, kid.
#things that should be at more than 10% funding
WHAT SPORT IS THIS?
The 5-4 split is a tough one to finish, tho
I wonder if the 19 kids and counting parents know that statistically like two of their kids are gay
there’s no real discernible difference between “devil’s advocate” and “shrodinger’s douchebag” if you think about it
hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only
It’s crazy how some feminists get mad when men take something stereotypically feminine and turn it into a new branch to incite more men to do it. Like good for them, they’re helping men stay healthy, what’s the problem with that?
listen here sweetie
Yoga was never, and will never be stereotypically feminine.
You win this round cheese
actually that is a rectangle cheese
[oxford comma laughing in the distance]
[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]
I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
The binder tag is like 90% posts about chest binders by trans people but then every once in a while you get somebody who’s PUMPED about their new school supplies
also the ftm tag is like transbro transbro transbro first time mum transbro
reminder that the matrix trilogy was written and directed by a trans woman (lana wachowski) along with her brother
one of the most influential and iconic sci fi movies was created by a trans woman and MORE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THIS!! lana wachowski is a babe and an inspiration, one of the few female directors in hollywood as well as one of the few transgender people in hollywood.